Finally!
Glorious California sun is back! And with that, who'd want to be stuck indoors baking all the time?!
Here's my solution: Six-week Date-Bran Muffin batter in the fridge!
Remember those chopped dates* from previous post? Well, this is their first stop....
Gather the following ingredients:

Cream together in a heavy-duty mixer:
1c. shortening (butter-flavor is best - don't give me dirty looks! Crisco is now trans-fat free!)
2 c. sugar (14 oz)
5 t. baking soda
Then slowly add
2 c. boiling water (this is where you have to put a towel over your mixer because it will splash and get really messy but it's so worth it afterwards).

Just when you think you can't possibly add any more liquid,
add 1 Quart of buttermilk (do this slowly too - you may want to stop using the mixer at this point and use a wire whip to get this incorporated).
Pour liquid mixture in a large mixing bowl.

In a separate bowl, measure out
5 c. all-purpose flour (1 lb., 4 oz) and 1 Tblspn salt.
Slowly add this to the liquid mixture, using the wire whip to mix together.

In yet another large separate bowl, mix together:
4 c. All-Bran cereal (the kind that looks like short, straight noodles)
2 c. bran flakes
2 c. chopped dates (10 oz)*

Add this to the liquid/flour mixture (this time, use a spatula and ditch the wire whip).

You can now either put it in a large plastic tub to store in the refrigerator for up to 6 weeks or you can scoop some out to bake up some fresh muffins. The bran flakes will continue to absorb the liquid so don't be alarmed if you take the batter out tomorrow and it looks thicker - it will only taste this much better to let the flavors develop overnight before baking.
Bake at 375 degree oven for 20 minutes or until golden brown.

Make sure to label the container when batter will expire.

So go impress your family and make up this batter ahead of time and just scoop and bake the next time you need something fresh and hot in the morning.
Note: No need to further mix the muffin mixture once it's in the plastic container. Doing so will only toughen the batter.